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The official ranking of very good dogs

Who is the Goodest Boy?

Every dollar you bid stacks on your dog forever. Highest total wears the crown. Right now the throne can be stolen for pocket change…

Put your dog on the board β€” from $1
No lost bids. No auctions ending. Just eternal glory, one dollar at a time.
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Reigning Goodest Boy
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Lifetime bids: $0
Reigning for 0 days
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Good dogs ranked
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Total bids stacked
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Dethronings this week

πŸ† The Top 50

Ranked by lifetime bids. Ties go to the most recent booster β€” so a single $1 top-up can jump you past a sleeping rival.

How the bidding works

Designed so the crown is always temptingly close, and no dollar ever feels wasted.

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Bids stack forever

Every dollar ever bid on your dog is added to their lifetime total. Nothing is ever lost β€” you're building a legacy, not gambling.

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$1 to dethrone

Beat the current #1's total by just $1 and the crown is yours instantly. The throne starts cheap and only the crowd makes it expensive.

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Dethrone alerts

The moment your dog is overtaken, you get an alert with a one-tap "reclaim" button showing exactly what it costs to take it back.

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Weekly crowns

Every Sunday at midnight we snapshot the board. The reigning dog enters the Hall of Fame forever β€” a new race to defend starts every week.

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Every rank matters

Not fighting for #1? Battle for Top 10 badges, "Goodest in Breed" titles, and neighbourhood bragging rights.

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Good boys do good

A slice of every bid goes to rescue shelters. Your dog gets the crown, a real dog gets a home.

✨ Flair shop

One-off upgrades that make your dog's leaderboard entry impossible to ignore.

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Distinguished Gentleman

$3

A top hat next to your dog's name. Very dapper.

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Rainbow Name

$5

Animated rainbow name on the board for 7 days.

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Official Certificate

$8

Printable "Certified Good Boy" diploma with rank & date.

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Victory Announcement

$10

Site-wide banner for 24h when you take the crown.

❀️ Every bid helps a real dog

We pledge a share of all bids to dog rescues and shelters. Bragging rights you can feel genuinely good about.

🐢 10% of every bid β†’ rescue shelters

Questions humans ask

Is my money gone if my dog gets outbid?

No β€” this is the important bit. Every bid stacks on your dog's lifetime total permanently. Being outbid just means someone stacked more. Your total (and your shelter contribution) never disappears.

Can girls be the Goodest Boy?

Obviously. "Goodest Boy" is a title, like "Doctor". All dogs of all genders are eligible and are, in fact, already good.

How do I add my dog?

Tap any "Boost" button, or the big orange button up top. Upload a photo, pick a name, bid your first $1 β€” you're on the board instantly.

What stops a billionaire ruining it?

Weekly crown snapshots. Even if someone parks $10,000 on #1, a fresh race starts every Sunday for the weekly crown and Hall of Fame β€” and "Goodest in Breed" titles keep every tier fun.

Is this gambling?

No. There's no chance element and nothing to lose β€” every dollar buys a permanent, visible contribution to your dog's total, like a fundraising thermometer with extra steps and more tail wagging.